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How's The Josh? High Sir!!

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How's The Josh? High Sir!! This title isn't just the dialogue, it's the feeling that is flowing through the veins of each and every Indian citizen after the #PulwamaAttack on 14th Feb 2019. 40 CRPF personnel got martyr and 45 are fighting against death in hospital.  The master mind (ghanta) behind this attack is Jaish-e-Mohammed, a Pakistan based jihadist group (asshole) who wants to separate Kashmir from India. And the people who support these assholes are just like a toilet paper (search this keyword online) which can be flushed and they should be only treated like this  Situation Of Pakistan: After this ball less attack our Government has hikes tariffs on all Pakistani imports to 200% which means g@nd ka phatna and we can only describe this situation of Pakistan by: ONGOING TREND IN INDIA: #PKMB (PAKISTAN KI MAA KA BHO@#DA)  Jokes apart, genuinely thank you so much Indian Army for your hard work and also to those who lost th...

Hardik Memes

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 HARDIK MEMES 2018 was the worst or shitty year for the memes and for the memes lovers, except "Anushka Sharma". But as we have just moved in 2019 the era of memes kicked off with the bang. And please don't you dare to relate this 'Bang' word with Johnny Sins's Banging. Ha ha ha!!😂😂 Fuck!!😑 me and my lame jokes. Sorry for this. Now this year's meme calendar starts with "Hardik Pandya" and for the spice we have "K L Rahul" as well. Just look at some memes down below:   What was an issue? These all started with an interview in "Koffee with Karan" with the most talented man or women (you decide) "Karan Johar". Well, he/she has a talent of destroying careers of others. During this interview, Hardik made controversial statements which were "Virat is better a batsman than Sachin", "I send same message to every girl because they all are same" and the most savage one was "A...
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Saga Of "S"uperman:  It's been 80 years since the Man of Steel crash-landed into the pop-culture universe. He's been everywhere: comics, the radio, screen, stage even in academia. He shaped the superhero genre and the world is still fascinated by the idea of an invincible saviour. But Did you know? He really is well-disguised: Clark Kent's glasses are   lightly tinted, changing the color of his eyes. His voices changes to, when he's not Superman. That's why he's hidden so successfully all this time. But he's shown up with Clark Kent: How? Superman's shape-shifting friend often dress like Kent and arrive where Superman is, so people aren't suspicious. He totally trusts Batman: In the story Dark Knight over Metropolis (Action Comics #654), Batman discovers a Kryptonite ring and gives it to Superman. But Superman gives  it back: "I want the means to stop me to be in the hands of a man I can  trust with my life,...
Yamuna: A Mythology or A Victim? The goddess of the river, also known as Yami, is the sister of Yama, the god of death and the daughter of Surya, the Sun god, and his wife Saranyu. Yamuna, referred to respectfully as Yamunaji, holds a very important position in Pushti Marga, a large sect of Hinduism based on the Shuddh Advaita, in which Shri Krishna is the main deity, propagated by Vallabh Acharya / Maha Prabhuji. The river Yamuna is connected to the religious beliefs surrounding Krishna and various stories of the two are found in Hindu reloigious text, especially the Puranas. One such story is  Kaliya Daman  about the subduing of Kaliya, a  Naga  which had inhabited the river and terrorised the people of Braja. Yamuna, according to the legends, is closely related to Lord Krishna and Mahabharata. Krishna was taken across the Yamuna on the night of his birth. Krishna's...

Time Travelling

Well, it's not possible for every human or animal who can run continuously for 5 or 10 years. A man named "Dean Karnazes" has a record for running for 80 hours and 44 minutes without sleep in 2005. According to some theory if any object can run faster than speed of light i.e., 3*10E8 Km per hr. can go beyond the time. Another case is if an astronaut stays in space for 5 years he will age slowly than the person of his same age. Now my question is what if we run continuously for 5 or 10 years. An average person can cover a mile by walking in 20 minutes and by running 10 to 13 minutes. Now, the gap of 7 minutes that is the time for the person who is running will be 7 minutes slower than the one who is walking and if he will continue his running for 5 to 10 years, than his time will also be slower than the others. 

Meaning of 143

143 143 is a code word for "I Love You", which means eternal. Togetherness of two bodies, minds, hearts and souls. It has many ways to start between any two person. These three numbers is a small thing to say but harder to keep. We humans use these three words without knowing the actual meaning of it. It's journey starts with two but end with only one. But why? The reason is expectations. Expectations from the one we love that they will keep this three word strong for lifetime. But when this fragile thing (Expectations) breaks, it takes away our believe in 143. Now question is who breaks it? Some of you will answer boys/girls. But its neither the boy nor girl, it's our insecurity, ego and our society. But the one question that bother me is why only "I" takes the decision to move on from a relation when it's all about "US"? I don't how many of you are going to read this. But please if you will read it please answer this. I don't kn...

Childhood

From watching our favorite cartoon shows like "Tom & Jerry", "Pokemon", "Digimon" and many more from 90s cartoon to watching Sacred Games on Netflix. From taking lunch box to school to going college without mother made food in Indian Language "maa k haath ka khaana", we 90s kid making dishes out of our life cuisine. But in the process of making our dishes we all are making it tasteless. Now a days parks are becoming quite places, the cartoons that we used to watch are now replaced with new senseless cartoons, love that was rare piece of diamond has became pile of trash that you can throw anytime and almost anywhere in Indian Language "swacch bharat abhiyan ki maa ki @##!@". Well, sorry for my language but I live in Delhi and here this type of language is our feelings. Change is important and technology is important but we are not accepting it rather we are taking it for granted and in replace childrens are using it as an ar...